What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire