What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!