How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog