How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.