What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli