What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli