The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Because we call men's studies history.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A trip without kids.
You're dyslexic.
It was a cantaloupe.
Melon and Broccoli!
Broccoli