The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Her diode starts flashing green.
Your girlfriend!
A man that states the obvious
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Tequila Mockingbird!
Get tested for dyslexia.
They both cantaloupe.
Broccoli