What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli