How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it