a bell.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Half a dog
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Dung
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A Wii fit
A Macaw !
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
He kilt himself
