What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!