Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I love ewe!
He kilt himself
a bell.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because he was dead
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
Roll a penny down a hill.
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
Names.
In case he got a hole in one
First M'lady
Flatman and Ribbon.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Start in England and drive West.
