Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!