Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.