Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

West Jokes More West Jokes

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.