How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'