Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.