How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.