What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !