What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !