Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites