Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites