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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Conundrum Jokes More Conundrum Jokes

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum