What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.