What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.