What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.