What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..