How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept