How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)