Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...