He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Where's Whitey
Clash of Clams
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Crossfit
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.