A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Why* would you like fries with that
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
A seor citizen.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
They're not falling for that again.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Air bubbles.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
