What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.