What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"