Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11