What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.