What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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It turned into a hexagon.

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One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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It won't be there

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Rectoplasm...

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A tire

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.