What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Well done.

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Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran