What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.