Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!