What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.