What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.