What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights