What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.