How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.