How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!