How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!