What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.