Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS