Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.