What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Physics Professor Jokes More Physics Professor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Spring Break Jokes More Spring Break Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS