What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'