What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove