What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway