Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.