Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.