Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway