Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.