Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.