Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.