Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.