How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.