What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.