Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.