Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.