Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.