What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***