What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.