Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...