Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.