St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
A) Usually about 6 months.
Gullibility
You're not owld enough.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Irish pride
A 6-pack and a potato.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.