What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.