On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
You can't play football with the remote.
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Tentickles.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
Legolas
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
