Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.