Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why