What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Irish Person Jokes More Irish Person Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture